1. vardaesque:

    native-american-vulcan:

    avegansrecovery:

    NO, CHICKEN IS NOT HEALTHY.

    NO, WHEY PROTEIN IS NOT HEALTHY.

    NO, GREEK YOGURT IS NOT HEALTHY.

    NO, FISH IS NOT HEALTHY.

    PLANTS. PLANTS ARE. PLANTS ARE HEALTHY.

    Everything you just listed is very healthy. And also plants are very broad, so not all “plants” are even edible to humans. I would not recommend you eating every plant you see, you’ll likely throw up.

    how about i feed you a nightshade salad and see how healthy u think it is

    (via penisvvrinkle)

  2. shadowstep-of-bast:

    imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

    and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

    (via penisvvrinkle)

    beelzeburg:

    This is… not any less creepy in daylight

    (via penisvvrinkle)

  3. gossipgran:

    i get so excited when i find out that someone hates the same person as me

    (via istalkfashion)

    schim:

    Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

    PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

    It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

    Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

    http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

    http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

    http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

    (Source: fuckyeahfelines, via natsui)

  4. swans-glasses:

    Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

    More like,

    Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

    (via penisvvrinkle)

  5. thirstfollower:

    why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

    (Source: thirstfollower, via istalkfashion)

  6. bloodrox:

    Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

    Son: “da-“

    Dad: “close! try again!”

    Son: “da—”

    Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

    Son: “daft punk”

    (Source: secretlyshaggy, via penisvvrinkle)

  7. http://rhyse.ca/post/82977622992/perverted-psyche-i-get-annoyed-when-i-see

    perverted-psyche:

    I get annoyed when I see people trying to be TransEthnic or TransRacial.

    It’s usually Non-POC who wanna appropriate the cultures of others but use the Trans movement to shield them from a social justice beat down of logical proportions.

    The thing is, unless you are…

    datsenseofhumor:

    beyoncevevo:

    U KNOW HE DEAD

    yeeeeeee

    (Source: gotitforcheap, via penisvvrinkle)

  8. x-89:

    [switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

    (via penisvvrinkle)

  9. vercxce:

    I don’t trust people who smile before 11 am

    (via penisvvrinkle)

  10. maddehhey:

    oprahsmom:

    toocooltobehipster:

    how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

    this was taken in February

    americans

    (Source: memewhore, via penisvvrinkle)

    purplesmauge:

    dubsexplicit:

    wet—kitty:

    no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

    For real though

    John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers.

    (Source: david-own-world, via penisvvrinkle)



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